I believe this is happening to me get more info yet again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are starting over. It's like a curse. To be honest, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Maybe I should change my routine
- Surely this is a dream
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and out of nowhere a flock of rabbits came out from behind a building. They were flying all over the place, and dogs were laughing. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utteramazement.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be real, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
Folks won't believe this just happened. This is insane, I feel I'm going to pass out! Everything was just beyond belief.
- This is nuts
- Seriously though
- I need to document this
See ya later! You won't believethe rest of the story!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, this whole thing is just making no sense. I attempt to getting a handle on it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I re-read what I've been told?